Perceive Freely

lissaurous asked: I'm easy, but it looks like you're hard.

lissaurous asked: There will be only 7 planets left after i destroy Uranus.c;

Want to come back to my place? Where the couch pulls out but I don’t.

lissaurous asked: Hey, how about I sit on your face, and let you eat your way to my heart.c;

If I start to drown can I swim to the butt

dilclo:

when she texts first <3

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poopflow:

at prom some girl dropped her corsage and cut her toe and she was bleeding so the dj stopped the music and i said “i guess there really is blood on the dancefloor“and my date slapped me across the face 

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thatfunnyblog:  

thatfunnyblog:

 

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claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

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domics: I should avoid commenting right after waking up from a nap.

domics:

I should avoid commenting right after waking up from a nap.

noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

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